Here is a step by step guide on how to eat dessert.
- Be an adult.
- Make your own rules.
- Peruse Pinterest for recipes
- Decide that too many ingredients or steps are involved.
- Buy the dessert.
- Eat dessert.
- Eat dinner.
- Feel sad that you don’t have a dessert to eat after dinner.
- Steal someone else’s dessert.
- Lose friends.
- Drink coffee.